Update

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(2007-01-01) Fiery Cuban Premier Fidel Castro, in an attempt to allay rumors about his declining health, today donned military uniform and appeared at a Havana demonstration introducing the latest model cars available to Cuban citizens. When questioned about continued rumors of incontinence he replied simply, “Depends.” __________________________________________________________

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