(2007-01-05) House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today presided at a ceremony unveiling the new official logo for the State Department. This change, long sought by the now Majority Democrat party, is part of the “100 Horrors” program sought to bring new direction to the nation.
“This new logo represents the direction we seek to take the country. Some may see it as a poultry change, but we think that it represents a new vision of the face we wish to project to the world.”
When questioned about an apparent over-abundance of appendages in the image, her voice betrayed her anger while her face, a veritable SuperFund site of deadly neuro-toxins, remained remarkably placid, “Unlike the views of the current President, it represents our continued commitment to stem cell research.”