Guest Worker Success Story

One of the first applicants for the recently enacted “Guest Worker” program, Juan Doe, proudly displays his identification card. Juan is gainfully employed as a floor sweeper in the Critical Records Storage section of the Manhattan Project at Los Alamos, New Mexico. Juan has been on the job for nearly two weeks and according to his supervisor is “Unbelievably efficient, I never knew we had so much wasted space on the shelves.”

One Response to “Guest Worker Success Story”

  1. Urban Infidel Says:

    Maybe he can work his way up to a job in the Dept. of Homeland Security.

    Love the way his teeth and skin are greenish. A little *nuclear glow* effect would be neato!

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