John Kerry – Out of the Race

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

Kerry’s decision

According to John Kerry associates, Kerry’s plans to run for president changed dramatically in the fallout of his “botched joke” about the education levels of U.S. troops. But I think it’s more likely that Kerry is not running because the Democratic field is becoming filled with much more capable candidates and he’d be trounced in the primaries. To be destroyed in the Democratic primary when he was his party’s nominee just a little over two years ago would be simply too much of an embarrassment.

In the words of Don Imus to John Kerry, “Stop talking. Go home, get on the bike, go windsurfing, anything. Stop it. You’re going to ruin this.”

3 Responses to “John Kerry – Out of the Race”

  1. BZ Says:

    the best one yet.

  2. Urban Infidel Says:

    Maybe he can get a job on ‘The View’.

  3. mydigest Says:

    I love John Kerry, not for his policies, but for the fact that he is just like me, desperately wanting to be loved, utterly inept at jocular chit chat. The joke is a very old one based on a Punch cartoon many years ago, which, in turn, is rather in the genre of the famous “if you can find a better hole, you go to it” (Tommies in mud-filled shell craters on the Western Front, WW1). But, of course, one does have to be old or educated to be aware of such things. Cy Quick at

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