Al Gore is the Ron Jeremy of hard core climate porn,
long past his prime, but still in front of the camera,
plugging away, an ugly fantasy sustained only by the viagra
of research money in search of a place to be spent.
Those that refuse to be deluded by the on screen fantasy
may watch, shaking their heads, knowing in 7 minutes or less,
when the camera shuts off, he’ll be collapsed
on the floor gasping for every breath.
This just in:
A leading indicator of his intentions could be Gore’s waistline. The theory is that slimming down will be a signal he intends to run. “He has lost a few pounds, and Hillary can read into that what she wants,” says a longtime adviser who declined to be identified discussing his boss’s figure. Gore has always been a voracious eater, and at 58, the pounds don’t come off so easily. He is trying to be healthier, working out daily when he can.
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