Carbon Neutral Guru Goes Au Naturale

Al Gore is the Ron Jeremy of hard core climate porn,
long past his prime, but still in front of the camera,
plugging away, an ugly fantasy sustained only by the viagra
of research money in search of a place to be spent.
Those that refuse to be deluded by the on screen fantasy
may watch, shaking their heads, knowing in 7 minutes or less,
when the camera shuts off, he’ll be collapsed
on the floor gasping for every breath.

This just in:

A leading indicator of his intentions could be Gore’s waistline. The theory is that slimming down will be a signal he intends to run. “He has lost a few pounds, and Hillary can read into that what she wants,” says a longtime adviser who declined to be identified discussing his boss’s figure. Gore has always been a voracious eater, and at 58, the pounds don’t come off so easily. He is trying to be healthier, working out daily when he can.

Read the entire article, instead of my cherry picked quote, here.

6 Responses to “Carbon Neutral Guru Goes Au Naturale”

  1. BabbaZee Says:


  2. Urban Infidel Says:

    Oh man.

    That is funny and disgusting! How the hell did Ron Jeremy ever get into porn with a body like THAT?

    Love the strategic positioning of the Nuclear Tower.

  3. ChenZhen Says:

    Lemme guess, you don’t like Al Gore?

    It’s funny that you mentioned 7 minutes though. Where have I heard that before?

  4. paleo Says:

    On September 11, 2001 I had an afternoon class to teach. The last thing in the world that I wanted to do that day was go to school. I knew nearly every one of the parents in the school and I knew that some of them worked in New York City. The possibility existed that I would be in a classroom with a child that had just lost a parent. I went to school, and pretended the world had not changed. I felt a responsibility to the students to pretend. You may not understand that. I can’t describe it any better.
    In my opinion, GWB went into some sort of denial for those seven minutes. I know that I was in denial for hours, unable to believe that one jet had hit the WTC. Then more denial as I watched the second one. Complete denial that another plane had crashed minutes away from my home in PA.
    I think it’s very easy for a numbskull like Michael Moore to take potshots at GWB for continuing to read to the students. But I can understand it.

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