In a further sign of a separation of reality and fantasy, the Islamic Republic of Iran announced today that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will lead Hugo Chavez on a tour of “an important petrochemical project.” In light of recent riots and gas station burnings an informed reader would assume that Iran was preparing to address the 40% shortfall in gasoline production in this Islamic paradise. Assume again. The project deemed to be “the greatest of it’s kind in the world” will produce aromatic products. From Iran Focus:
Ahmadinejad, Chavez to Inaugurate World’s No. 1 Aromatic Plant
TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his honorable guest and counterpart Hugo Chavez are scheduled to pay a visit to Iran’s southern region of Assaluyeh on Monday to inaugurate an important petrochemical project.
The project deemed to be the greatest of its kind in the world will yield 4.5 tons of various types of aromatic products annually.
The visit is also aimed at familiarizing the Venezuelan president with Iran’s petrochemical potentials and industrial advancements in the Southern Pars region.
Eau de Goat, anyone?
July 2, 2007 at 1:32 pm |
Photo Caption:
My loyal friend Hugo,
For an infidel your balls are not too shabby. You can hold mine all you want. Lets take turns kissing.
July 9, 2007 at 7:24 pm |
To complete this fragrant option, a tasty visit to Hizb’o’Cola, Drink of Jihadi Champions, at http://www.ICallBS.net/audio/k1-Hezb'Cola.mp3
and enjoy them at Aloha Snackbar, Your Resort to Violence!
at http://www.ICallBS.net/audio/k1-AlohaSnackbar.mp3