Don’t tase me, bro’

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Contemporary version of classic tune, ‘Don’t Fence Me In’

♫ Oh, give me room, lots of room, for to flaunt my attitude
Don’t tase me, Bro’
Let me hog the microphone and don’t tell me that I’m rude
Don’t tase me, Bro’
Let me rant in the style of the famous Alex Jones
Shout conspiracy theories about Skull and Bones
And get off on the sound of my shrieks and groans
But don’t tase me, Bro’ ♫

credit & hat tip: Little Green Football poster – Buzzsawmonkey

The inevitable merchandising has begun. Click here for a fool (sic) line of ‘Don’t Tase Me Bro” apparel.

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