‘Tearful Moment’ Schedule

(AP-Breaking) As the race for the Republican nomination heats up and the battleground shifts to South Carolina the following candidates have announced to the press their intention to have a ‘spontaneous tearful moment’ today. Fred Thompson will appear at Myrtle Beach’s famous Rejusta Pines golf course and after shanking a three foot putt on the first hole at 3:00 p.m. will break into spontaneous tears. Rudy Guiliani will be appearing outside of St. Marys Catholic Church in Belton, S.C at 3:15 p.m. to wipe a tear from his eye. The Ron Paul blimp is scheduled to explode in flames upon mooring at the Blacksburg, S.C. airport at 4:00 p.m. at which time Ron Paul will break into hysterical laughter followed by a short tearful moment.
All of the candidates are denying that their ‘tearful moments’ have anything whatever to do with the New Hampshire primary results, which indicated that Hillary Clinton would fall to Barack Obama by more than 10 points, before her sudden ‘tearful moment’ propelled her to victory. The Hillary Clinton Focus Group inadvertently discovered the political advantage to her and the copious use of tears is quickly spreading across Campaign 2008.

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